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Who Said It: Obama, Orwell, Or A Porn Tube Commenter?
Focusing your life solely on making a buck shows a certain poverty of ambition. It asks too little of yourself. Because it’s only when you hitch your wagon to something larger than yourself that you...
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The House of Listerion
And the internet gave birth to a child who was called Listerion. I know they accuse me of vapidity, and perhaps emptiness, and perhaps of banality. Such accusations (for which I shall extract my CPM...
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The 10 Least Funny Stand Up Comedians On Twitter
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10 Racist Things The Boston Double Rainbow Said on Twitter
There was a gorgeous double rainbow over the city of Boston last night, which was memorable because of its beauty, and also because it reminded us of one of the stronger meme brands in recent years:...
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30 Under 30 Must Follows of #WeirdTwitter
Anthony Kiedis scrubs at Hawaiian shirt pattern forming on his skin. Stench of coconut follows him everywhere. He’s becoming Jimmy Buffett — woodmuffin (@woodmuffin) June 12, 2013 Sex is like pizza,...
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Top 5 Sequels That Were Better Than the Original on the Internet
“35 More Ways to Get Your Fill of Avocado – The Huffington Post The first avocado list was a great slideshow in its own right, but “35 More Ways to Get Your Fill of Avocado” trumps it in almost every...
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The 50 Most Surprising Aaron Hernandez Getting Raped In Prison Gags!
Not going to lie, if you’re anything like us around here at the FeedBuzz HQ, the first thing you think about when you hear of a crime having been committed is: “I wonder what’s in store,...
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21 Things Racist Parents Of Millenials Hate
1. Autocorrect and anal sex (via God’s will et al). Source: damnfunnytexts.com 2. Your tattoos and black people. Source: buzzfeed.com 3. Your clothes, and this one photo that keeps getting trotted out...
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60 Million Unique Visitors Who Didn’t See Your Snarky Buzzfeed Thought Piece.
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Chekhov’s Boner and Other Lesser Known Literary Devices
Chekhov’s Boner A story-telling principle which proposes that all introduced elements of a narrative must be resolved, i.e, if you mention Chekhov’s giant dick and balls in one scene, then it must...
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35 Things Most New Yorkers Do
1. Break the fourth wall. Source: myfuckingroommate.tumblr.com 2. Consume water in order to survive. Source: flickr.com 3. Repost this specific gif on their Tumblr. Source: horanlover33.tumblr.com...
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32 Least Popular YouPorn Links
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12 Best Inside Jobs of the 90s (2013)
12) Plumber 11) Accountant 10) Electrician who did 9/11 9) Human Resources Assistant wot also did 9/11 8) Plumber (Union) 7) An Doctor 6) Pepper-spray Cop On Paid Leave 5) Economist 4) Dildo Hitler...
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33 Unforgettable Fails of the 90s
1. 2 October 1996 – The former prime minister of Bulgaria, Andrei Lukanov, is assassinated. Source: ebay.com 2. 1 May 1993 – A Tamil Tigers suicide bomber assassinates President Ranasinghe Premadasa...
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How To Kiss A Girl
Stand facing her face. Do not tell her your intentions. Do not ask permission to kiss her. Look dreamily into her mouthparts. Keep your left forepaw on the hilt of your scabbard. This is a dangerous...
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The Egyptian Coup Explained by YouPorn Comments
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Least Popular Baby Names 2013
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Most Popular Halloween Costumes 2013 But It’s a Joke They’re Not Really Popular
Walter White In Black Face Guy Teaching Another Guy How to Fish Slutty Debt Ceiling Slut-Shaming Debt Ceiling Game of Thrones Dragon With “NO-bama” Sign and His Baby Dragon Kid Has One Too...
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11 Ways Media are Exactly Like Sharks
1 can’t stop moving 2 eat their young 3 more scared of you than you are them 4 tiny dicks 5 gross skin 6 dinosaurs 7 poop in ocean 8 can’t code 9 100 people bitten by them per year 10 don’t ‘get’...
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